I need this in my life
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”
102 chicken nuggets
why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hellGetting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets
but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS
this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.